COREY FLINT

Executive Team Profiles

Our leadership team combines experience, innovation, and a firm commitment to drooling, barking, and judging passersby.
Learn more about the professionals behind Flint Farm’s success.

Harriet ("Hattie Mayonaise")

Title: Director of Guest Relations (and Personal Space Violations)
Department: Public Relations & Staff Training
Experience: Over a decade bouncing around like a cartoon character. 

Key Responsibilities:
  • Welcoming visitors with charm and genuine curiosity
  • Providing highly selective "feedback" exclusively to management
  • Modeling an independent, free-spirited approach to farm life

Fun Fact: Hattie reserves her spit attacks exclusively for the owner (never guests). It’s an HR-approved stress management strategy.

Winnifred and Louise ("The Golden Girls")

Title: Co-VPs of Codependency
Department: Threat Detection and Quality Control
Experience: 10+ years just kind of looking around judging everyone

Key Responsibilities:
  • Sounding the alarm on perceived threats like dogs, rogue leaves, and suspicious breezes
  • Providing a masterclass in long-term dysfunctional partnerships
  • Bringing dramatic flair to daily farm operations

Fun Fact: Their HR file is one very thick manila folder labeled “It’s Complicated.” 

Mae ("Mae Bean" / "Miss Maezelton")

Title: Director of Tactical Screaming and Discovery
Department: Research & Development
Experience: 3 years of active ground exploration

Key Responsibilities:
  • Asking the tough questions, especially "why?"
  • Boosting workplace morale through spontaneous performances of "Let it Go."
  • Shakes things up in the work space by trashing every room she enters within 3 minutes.

Fun Fact: Once successfully confused several birds and one intern while impersonating a scarecrow.

Gus ("Gussy Goose" / "Mucho Gusto")

Title: Junior Vice President of Employee Engagement
Department: Tiny Human Resources
Experience: 7 months of intensive skill development

Key Responsibilities:

  • Strengthening team bonds with strategic smiles and giggles
  • Fully saturating between 10–12 bibs with saliva on a daily basis
  • Remaining generally upbeat, except during federally mandated nap times

Fun Fact: His name is Gus Flint, which all but guarantees he’ll grow up to be a farmer — and gives him about a 30% shot at becoming Mayor somewhere.


Monte ("Mister Moon" / "The Good Time Boy")

Title: Director of Grounds Security and Retrieval
Department: Facilities & Recreation
Experience: Lifetime achievement award in barking for no god damn reason

Key Responsibilities:

  • Securing unauthorized frisbees and tennis balls
  • Providing enthusiastic — sometimes overly so — greetings to guests
  • Promoting team wellness through spontaneous sprint drills

Fun Fact: Believes he has personally saved the farm from at least 400 imaginary intruders.

The Cows ("The Cows")

Title: Senior Landscape Consultants
Department: Field Operations
Experience: 5+ years of mooing to be fed, despite being literally surrounded by grass. 

Key Responsibilities:

  • Providing sentient background decor
  • Administration of natural fertilization services 
  • Enthusiastically dismantling unattended photography equipment

Fun Fact: Meetings about productivity initiatives have been ongoing since 2017 with no clear outcomes.


The Horses ("Clark, Mac, King, Calvin, et al.")

Title: Equine Residents and Program Ambassadors
Department: Equine Operations 
Experience: Collective centuries of quiet majesty 

Key Responsibilities:

  • Supporting Matlock Farm Riding lessons and camp
  • Allowing human beings to ride around on their backs
  • Occasionally granting nose boops to very polite, lucky visitors

Fun Fact: They require custom shoes every 4–6 weeks — proving they are, without question, the most high-maintenance employees on the property.










Auxiliary Operations 

Title: Special Projects and Environmental Services
Department: General Facilities and Ecosystem Management
Experience: Varied

Team Includes:

  • Sue and extended family – Field Operations and Moral Support Division
  • 7 cats – Rodent Management and Emotional Support
  • 1 goat – Freelance Browsing Contractor (1099)
  • Migratory geese – Unwarranted Hostility Division
  • Barn swallows – Airborne Pest Control Team
  • Deer - Pumpkin Quality Control (under performance review.) 

Fun Fact: No one is entirely sure who’s in charge, but the geese have declared martial law.










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